BREAKING: The Republic of Zale sends unionized labourers and members of the military to Wiinisi Island, which borders the Demon Gate’s southern expanse. When asked for comment on its recent actions, a disgruntled looking representative of the Republic replied with the following: “You don’t have the qualifications to know any further information, citizen.”
Adventurers and mercenaries flock to Watch Site Gamma on the island’s southern shores as recent developments have brought the promise of treasure and glory through the decree of the Hallowed Democratic Explorers League along with increased activity from the Demon Gate. Republic scouts have taken note of increased sightings of undead and demons, potentially signaling a surge of fell influences in the area. Despite the growing activity, the Republic’s movements have seemingly stalled after an agreement between adventurers hired by the Explorers League and a representative of the Wiimaakeen saw the expedition grind to a halt for a month’s worth of time. When asked for further information, Wiimaakeen leadership declined to comment, but a well-known local ranger within the Wiimaakeen community said the following: “The representatives of the Republic have kept to the agreement made last month. We have prepared accordingly, as I imagine the Republic has. The ball is now in the Republic’s court as to how this conflict plays out.”
A summit between members of the Republic and the Wiimaakeen is set to take place this month with the hopes of finding common ground and a path to peace. The Rumour Mill will have correspondents present to relay details to this publication!
LOCAL EVENTS: It’s sweeping across the nations and it’s all the rage wherever it is found: soap on a rope! When asked to further explain what this fad is, this reporter could not find a single person who knew exactly what it was. However, every single person asked is a buzz with fervor for soap on a rope! “It’s soap on a rope: it just works!”
ATTENTION!: “There has been a significant increase in sightings of Warp-twisted monsters over the past few weeks. These hulking monstrosities are vicious and dangerous and extreme precaution should be taken when confronted with these creatures. They have been corrupted through exposure and present a threat to everyone in the region. As representatives of the Republic prepare to proceed past Watch Site Gamma, I remind all traders, hunters, labourers, and adventurers to travel in numbers and take stock of supplies. It may save your life.”
- Captain Arlux of the Republic of Zale
NATURE CORNER: Wiinisi Island has a great variety of flora and fauna unique to its shores, in particular when it comes to its avian population. A great deal of birds of many shapes and sizes live on the island and call it home, from the rocky cliff-like shores, to the vast forests, and the verdant fields. Keep an eye out and you too might see some of the island’s wonders!
LOCAL GOSSIP: Sources claim that shadowy figures have been seen outside of Watch Site Gamma, draped in heavy cloaks and sticking to the heavier brush. Neither the Republic or the Wiimaakeen claim to know who they are nor who they swear fealty to. Could a third party be present on the island, and if so to what ends do they feel the need to hide their identities?
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WANTED: “Pizza is a luxury that is in short supply here on the island. The union workers would appreciate it if anyone could provide some resources so we can get the ovens burning and the pizzas churning out. We’re accepting beast and herbal resources at double market value to keep the unions happy. WE WILL NOT ACCEPT PINEAPPLE”
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See you next month, rumour mongers!
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